The earth’s rotation brings with it a Migration of new and exciting flavors.

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French Toast Sticks Imperial Cream Ale

8.1% ABV | 17

The main problem with French Toast has always been its portability. It’s hard to move around with a plate of syrup covered deliciousness. Enter the amazing invention of the French Toast Stick… portable and delicious. But we asked how can it be improved even further? Our answer is to make it into a delectable Imperial Cream Ale and put it in a glass!

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Mex-Suplex Mexican Lager

5.7% ABV | 10 IBU

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Cin-A-Man-Bun Cinnamon Roll Brown Ale

6.2 ABV% | 24 IBU

The best part of a Cinnamon Roll is the ooh-wee gooey middle, filled with cinnamon sugar and loads of icing! We harnessed that goodness into every drop of this sweet dessert brown ale. Now you can pair one of our beers with every meal, including Breakfast!

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Cakes Hold Candles Black Forest Cake Imperial Stout

11.5% ABV | 32 IBU

A big and bold liquid version of Black Forest Cake. Sweet Cherry blended with Milk Chocolate and a hint of Whipped Cream Vanilla Frosting. This is no Grim Fairy Story, it’s a
drink brewed for all the creatures of the Schwarzwald (Black Forest). The King of the Frogs is rumored to pour this delectable dessert stout for all his quests, from the Sultan, to the Water Nix, and even the Briar Rose. And it you are stuck in the dark woods without a candle holder, don’t be frightened, just bring a cake with you, because Cakes Hold Candles.

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Hearts On A Roof Raspberry Porter

6.1% ABV | 30 IBU

For those who wear their hearts on their sleeve, we present a raspberry and
vanilla porter brewed with just a touch of honey. Pronounce the love you have for your Honey and put your Hearts on the Roof for everyone to see. This velvety brew can be enjoyed by everyone because we all have a date for Valentine’s Day….. it’s February 14th.

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Snow Monkey Coconut Porter

6.1% ABV | 30 IBU

In the winter, when the weather changes and the temperatures drop, there is no
time to monkey around. SNOW MONKEY SAYS OTHERWISE! Snow Monkey Coconut Porter is
brewed to warm your bones and tickle your sweet tooth. And the perfect excuse to have a
brew and monkey around.

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Welcome To California West Coast IPA

7% ABV | 72 IBU

In a world inspired by blending the Sword & Sorcery vibes with the Action Sci Fi tones of the 1980’s, we present part 2 of this 2-part series. This West Coast IPA is actioned packed with Citra hops and the magic aromas of Mosaic. Contemplate what is best in life. Remember that The Future Has Not Been Written. Welcome to California.

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Commander Salamander Tripel Belgian Strong Golden Ale

10% ABV | 50 IBU

A Classic Abbey-Style Tripel that is a strong coppery-gold ale with an off-white foamy head with hints of coriander and lemon peel. Salamander Commander are those that have risen to the top of the salamander social hierarchy, where the strongest and mightiest salamanders rule over the others. The Commanders are masters of salamander hit-and-run warfare, and generally command bands of lesser salamanders that can swell to hundreds in number, especially during large-scale territorial disputes on the Elemental Plane of Fire. What does this have to do with beer you may ask? Nothing…. but it was fun to read right?

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Monkey Python’s Lemondrop Belgian Quad

12.5% ABV | 50 IBU

Beware the bite of the Monkey Python! This assertively malty brew contains generous amounts of Lemondrop hops backed with copious lemon peel, cardamon and coriander. Warning: Consumption may lead to investigation by the Department of Silly Walks or even the Spanish Inquisition.

Shimmer and Shake Dragon Fruit Seltzer

5% ABV

Craft Spiked Sparkling Seltzer with Dragon Fruit.

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Ugly Pumthing Gingerbread Ale Pumpkin Ale

6% ABV | 18 IBU

Ugly Pumthing with a gingerbread twist. Brewed with Cinnamon, Clove, Allspice, Nutmeg and real Ginger. Its a blend of all your favorite fall things!

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Get Slayed NEIPA

7% | 15 IBU

In a world inspired by blending the Sword & Sorcery vibes with the Action Sci-Fi tones of the 1980’s, we present part 1 of this 2-part series. This NEIPA is actioned packed with Citra hops and the magic aromas of Mosaic. Contemplate what is best in life. Remember that The Future Has Not Been Written. Slay….. or Get Slayed.

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Orange Dreamsicle Blond Sweet Stout

5.7% ABV | 13 IBU

Orange Creamsicle is a smooth heavy body Blonde Stout that has a delightful blend of vanilla ice cream and orange sherbet.

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Ugly Pumthing Pumpkin Ale

6% ABV | 18 IBU

In dark distant lands, in the far reaches of the pumpkin patch grows the pumpkins that no one wants to carve. They are the misfit and outcast pumpkins destined for much greater things that rotting on a porch. Brewed with Cinnamon, Clove, Allspice and Nutmeg, these ghoulish gourds were transformed into a fall favorite and created the rise of the Ugly Pumpthing.

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Imperial Playday Pilsner

9.2% ABV | 32 IBU

Balanced, easily crushable Pilsner using Best Pilsen and caramel Pils malt, then lightly balanced with Saphir and Polaris hops.  Today is your day to Play.

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Working Man’s Red Ale

5.2% ABV | 32 IBU

Ask Casey, or Peter or even your Uncle John. This American Red Ale is great for enjoying an easy wind from the Boogie Speedway. It can ease the Cumberland Blues and can even calm a Dire Wolf. Brewed with honey and caramel malts. A balanced hop presence with Centennial and Willamette hops, we are happy to present to you, the Workingman’s Red. Some might say we are grateful for the opportunity.

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Lamplighter American Amber Ale

5.8% ABV | 32 IBU

An American Amber Ale brewed with 4 types of malt and 3 hop varieties. Neither of which take center stage in this American Classic as the hops used lead to notes of citrus, fruit and pine to balance the sweetness of the malt. Pairs well with most foods, sitting with friends and enjoying the simple things in life!

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Crooked Ego English Pale Ale

5.5% ABV | 45 IBU

English pale ales display earthy, herbal English-variety hop character, designed to highlight the balance of Malt and Hops. Brewed for a solid backbone of malt that allows a display of earthy, herbal English-variety hop characters. Smooth drinking with just enough hops to let you know they are there. Step up to the bar, have a few beers and relax, by order of the Crooked Ego!

 

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Just Beachy Peach Summer Ale

5% ABV | 13 IBU

A refreshing light summer ale that is dominated by fresh and fruity Peach flavors and complimented with soft and subtle pear, lychee, and tropical notes.

There is still plenty on hot sunny days left, and plenty of beach time to be had. Brewed in the spirit of relaxing days and living life at its fullest!

It might be hot outside but with a beer in your hand everything is Just Beachy!

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Vulcan on Sunshine Blonde Ale

5.5% ABV | 13 IBU

An easy drinking ale, that is one of the most approachable styles in galaxy. A must have at any Starfleet lounge. Whether you are going where no one has gone before or just hanging with friends at the pub this is sure to allow you to drink well and prosper

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Slamming Tent Doors Blood Orange Golden Strong Ale

9.1 ABV | 18 IBU

Our Belgian Golden Strong Ale is a strong, pale Belgian style beer, brewed with Blood Oranges to give it floral, fruity, and citrusy compounds, that blends well and leaves plenty of alcohol complexity.

Mug Shot Coffee Porter Coffee Porter

7% ABV | 30 IBU

This pitch-black pour unleashes a bouquet of sweet malt intermingling with smooth bakers chocolate and Coffee.

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Garage Sale Penguin Fruited DIPA Fruited DIPA

8.2 ABV | 50 IBU

Fruited Double IPA. Mango and Pineapple. Cashmere and El Dorado Hops.

Waving at Strangers New England IPA

5.5% ABV | 11 IBU

Juice forward low bitterness IPA. Flavors of citrus fruits such as Tangerine, Lime, Grapefruit. Aromas such as pineapple and passion fruit.

These flavors and aromas are from hops only, this beer contains no fruit or fruit juice.

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Bavarian Rhapsody Hefeweizen

5.4% ABV | 10 IBU

Is this real life? Is that a beer in front of me?
Caught in a landslide of hops and wheat, I need an escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see,
I’m just a pour boy, with a need for crushability.
Because this beer is easy drinking with a just the right ABV, not a little high, or a little low.
Any way the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me.

Fighting Hellfish Double Dry Hopped New England DIPA

8% ABV | 45 IBU

Deep gold in color with substantial haze; this beer is thick, sweet, and juicy from the use of flaked oats, flaked corn, and lactose. Hopping with Mozaic and Azacca hops gives notes of tropical fruit, orange marmalade, and booze. Double dry-hopped.

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FEST Bavarian Style Lager

5.1% ABV | 26 IBU

Amber in color with a slightly spicy hop character from German noble hops and a lovely dark malt character. FEST is elegantly simple, perfectly balanced and completely crushable, making it always a great choice for your next festive party.  Prost!

Martian Spring Bière de Mars

7.35% ABV | 35 IBU

Gather ye Martians while ye may,
Saucers are still a-flying;
And this same Alien that brews today,
Tomorrow will be imbibing.

It does not require the Fathers of Science Fiction to alert you that after partaking of a bottle-conditioned Martian Spring, your life will surely change. The prominent hop character of Columbus, Simcoe, Citra, Galena, and Centennial hops crash lands with the light, fruity esters of a Bière de Garde yeast. Oak wine barrels served dual purpose as vessels for the month long fermentation and maturation, as well as dry-hopping capsules. The invasion begins as you embark on your own thrilling wonder story.

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Playday Pilsner

5% ABV | 32 IBU

Balanced, easily crushable Pilsner using Best Pilsen and caramel Pils malt, then lightly balanced with Saphir and Polaris hops.  Today is your day to Play.

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Tastes Like A Samoa Cookie Porter

7% ABV | 16 IBU

We hope you enjoy this luscious, cookie inspired samoa porter, with decadent flavors of caramel, toasted coconut and dark chocolate.

Gourd of Thunder Imperial Pumpkin Porter

9.2% ABV | 18 IBU

Malty pumpkin fuses robustly with a milky sugar creaminess, bourbon vanilla beans, cinnamon, ginger and clove spices. Made with locally grown pumpkins. Story Description: Gourd of Thunder is a dark and gnarly Imperial Pumpkin Porter brewed with freshly picked local pumpkins that were ripened on the vine while continuously listening to heavy metal. The malty pumpkin backbone fuses robustly with a milky sugar creaminess. Bourbon vanilla beans lay down a rock-steady foundation that drives the cinnamon, ginger and clove spices through your skull. This brew does not merely mimic the flavor of a mortal pumpkin pie. Gourd of Thunder will cataclysmically blow your mind with its face-melting, high-voltage attitude. Headbangers Unite!

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Velvet Smoking Jacket Peat Smoked Ale

5.3% ABV | 16 IBU

Velvet Smoking Jacket Peat Smoked Ale  5.3% ABV

At 5.3%, this is an easy drinking beer that is especially suited for winter and spring, though it will be good year round.  Supporting notes of apple and pear from judicious hopping compliment spice notes coming from a bag of rye malt and a Belgian yeast strain (propagated by our local friends at RVA yeast), which are brought together with a dash of the peat smoked barley.  A little bit of many flavors give this relatively small beer a uniquely complex taste.

Hazelnut Spread Milk Porter with Cocoa

6.5% ABV | 20 IBU

Hazelnut Spread – Milk Porter with Cocoa – 6.5% ABV 20 IBU – thick milk chocolate sweetness from cocao nibs and lactose is dominant in this special brew.  Subdued bitterness brings forward hazelnut flavors and aromas.  Spread it on.

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Czech Your Head Dark Lager

5.8% ABV | 25 IBU

When that Funky Boss is giving you The Biz, tell them to Lighten Up because Something’s Got To Give. This Dark seasonal lager is brewed in Gratitude of those who fight for your right to …… PARTY!!  Stand together and ask yourself “What’cha Want?” and grab this uncommon dark lager. It’s Time for Livin’!!

Bootstrap Brown Ale Brown Ale

5% ABV | 15 IBU

Bootstrap Brown Ale – American Brown Ale – 5% 15 IBU – a light crushable brown ale with gentle bitterness and floral earthy notes from Cascade hops.

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Double Murder Hornet Double New England IPA

9.0% ABV | 55 IBU

Double Murder Hornet – NEDIPA – 9.0% ABV 55 IBU – this hazy brings all the bold juice of our Murder Hornet with a little bit more.  Generously hopped with Galaxy, Cashmere and Vic Secret.  Double dry hopped.  cans and draft

The Moister Oyster – Dry Oyster Stout Oyster Stout

4.1% ABV | 37 IBU

Classic dry stout with 2 bushels of Olde Salts oysters from Rappahannock Oyster Company added to the brew lending a subtle briney mineral character to the beer.

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Intergalactic Hitchhiker Smash IPA

5.5% ABV | 35 IBU

Smash IPA – 5.5% ABV 35 IBU – light and refreshing Pilsner malt base with a gentle bitterness and dank, herbal, floral notes from Galaxy hops. This sessionable companion is perfect for cool fall days or skipping stones on your trip across the galaxy.

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Damn Skippy Peanut Butter Porter

6.2% ABV | 18 IBU

Dominate flavors of Chocolate and Peanut Butter. Brewed with Peanut Powder and Cocoa. This beer was also dry hopped with Honey Roasted Peanuts to add another layer of peanut flavor.
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Shimmer and Shake – Strawberry Rosé Spiked Sparkling Seltzer

5% ABV

Craft spiked sparkling seltzer with Strawberry

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Frosty Boi Cold IPA

6.5% | 35 IBU

Frosty Boi Cold IPA  is a light and refreshing IPA made with corn, rice syrup, and lager yeast.  This beer has moderate bitterness from Centennial and Cascade hop additions and a big Simcoe dry hop.

Legalize It: Tangie Haze DIPA

9.5% | 100

Legalize It: Tangie Haze – DIPA – strong and refreshing this IPA uses Mosaic, Citra, Zappa, and Idaho7 hops to create vibrant tropical and citrus flavors.  Conditioned on whole oranges and orange zest to make it taste like a classic cannabis strain.  Double dry-hopped.

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Shimmer and Shake – Cranberry Spiked Sparkling Seltzer

5% ABV

Craft Spiked Sparkling Seltzer with  Cranberry.

Zappa On Strat Double Dry Hopped New England IPA

6.5 ABV% | 45 IBU

Zappa On Strat – NEIPA – 6.5% ABV 45 IBU – Pilsner malt with white wheat, flaked oats, and flaked corn contribute a clean yet nuanced malt base with a hefty amount of Zappa and Strata hops laid over top lending notes of papaya, strawberry, pine, and dank cannabis.  No lactose used in this NEIPA, so it’s safe for our vegan and lactose intolerant friends.  Double Dry hopped

Less Than Zero West Coast IPA

6 % ABV | 54 IBU

Copper colored ale with lingering bitterness and dank, tropical, and citrusy notes from Citra, Mosaic, and Idaho7 hops

The Fear and The Strife Azacca Smash IPA

6.5 % ABV | 70 IBU

Light golden ale with a very dry finish and intense bitterness up front.  Made using only Pilsner malt and Azacca hops.

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Cider Monkey (Project #5) Dry-Hopped English Farmhouse Cider

5.3% ABV

Cider Monkey #5 – Dry-hopped English-style Cider is a medium dry cider with a distinct tangy acidity.  Dry-hopped with Lemondrop hops producing pleasant aromas of lemon zest, green tea, and mint.

Shimmer and Shake – Strawberry Kiwi Spiked Sparkling Seltzer

5% ABV

Craft Spiked Sparkling Seltzer with  Strawberry-Kiwi flavor.

Shimmer and Shake – Watermelon Spiked Sparkling Seltzer

5% ABV

Craft Spiked Sparkling Seltzer with Watermelon Flavor.

Shimmer and Shake – Blueberry Lemon Spiked Sparkling Seltzer

5% ABV

Craft Spiked Sparkling Seltzer with Blueberry Lemon  Flavor.